Why we’re the happiest we’ll ever be!

While prepping for the next big thing in our lives we came across this chart (click on it to see it larger). In certain circles this is known as “The Most Terrifying Chart for New Parents” ever created.

This is how excited we are to be expectant parents! Photo: omglr.com

Need we say more?

Just kidding! We’re very excited that a mini-Mocho will be joining the world sometime in late July!

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Laura sick all the time?
Yes. Pity can be sent to her email address, expressed through phone calls, or cash. The last few weeks have been better.

How bad was it?
Last week she made the statement – “I like it better when I throw up soon after eating. When it’s a few hours later, it’s mostly acid. When it’s pretty soon after, mangoes and other fruits don’t taste that bad on the way back up”. True story.

Will we find out the sex?
Well…obviously we’ll know at some point, right? We’ll most likely choose the sooner rather than later option.

A question that wasn’t on your mind?
Yes, Justin is terrified that his identity is gone. It is. Pity, cash, and inappropriate emails are welcome.

Will the baby be born in Australia?
Yes. Some random organization documents what countries are the best places in which to be a mother. Australia is #7. The United States isn’t even in the top 20.

Will mini-Mocho be an Aussie?
Unfortunately not. Unless we live here for the next ten years, mini-Mocho won’t qualify for Australian citizenship.

Will the munchkin be an American?
Yes. S/he will believe everything is amazing. Will say please and thank you. Will treat the Super Bowl like a national holiday. Will see the world with wide eyes and live with the belief that s/he can conquer anything. S/he’ll have a healthy skepticism for government and won’t bend the knee to anyone. S/he’ll also probably have terrible geographic sense, will only speak one language well, and will likely be obese at one point in his/her lifetime.