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Our advice for expats preparing for a move to Australia

It’s been over a year since we moved to Australia. Now that we’re settled in, we’ve realized that some of the items we brought to Australia were unnecessary while, at the same time, we wished we’d brought other things. Here is our short list of what we would suggest people from the United States bring when they move to Australia (or, we assume, New Zealand).

1. Should you bring your American electronics?

This is an obvious question as electronics are expensive and Australia uses a different voltage than the United States (220/230 vs. 110). We decided to bring most of our electronics. I did some research and bought voltage converters for a very reasonable price from Amazon.com. It’s worth doing some research because different types of electronics need different size converters. For example, the combination of our TV, mac mini, external speakers, and Xbox all fit on a relatively small converter while the espresso machine and juicer need a giant one.

The giant voltage converter for our espresso maker and juicer

The giant voltage converter for our espresso maker and juicer

The little converter that could (power six devices at once)

The little converter, hiding in the back corner, that could (power six devices at once)

All of our electronics work in Australia except one. Sadly, we no longer experience the joy of our electronic bidet toilet with its heated seat and refreshing spray and dryer. We’re still surviving (but seriously, everyone should have one. It is a life changing purchase). Oh, and our lamps. Our lamps did not work here, so don’t bother bringing them.

Electronics (like just about everything) are more expensive in Australia. The cost of purchasing the voltage converters and shipping everything to Australia was far less than what it would have cost us to buy new electronics. This includes the voltage converters themselves. Buying them in the US and shipping them here is much cheaper than buying them here.

Suggestion: if you have made a significant investment in nice electronics, you can make them work in Australia. It will be cheaper than buying new.

2. Communicating with family back home

All of the expats we know use Skype fairly extensively, and we’ve come to rely on it for video chatting with our cat and showing off Laura’s baby bump. The problem with Skype is that both parties have to be online and have the equipment to make it work. If your family are computer novices or if you or your family members struggle to figure out the time difference, Skype is not an ideal option.

Magickjack - how it works

Magickjack – how it works

Based on a suggestion from a friend in Lebanon, we bought a magicjack before leaving the States. A magicjack costs about USD $30 per year and provides you with a US-based phone number in the state of your choice and a dongle that hooks into the internet via your computer. When you have the magicjack plugged into your computer, you can use it to make free phone calls to any phone number in the US or Canada. You can also plug a standard phone into the dongle so that it acts almost like a ‘landline’ in your house. This works particularly well if you have a computer that you use for other purposes – we use a mac mini as a way to access internet video, as our stereo, and now as a means of communication with family.

Suggestion: Buy a magicjack! Don’t be put off by the creepy looking advertising that screams rip-off. Our family gave up Skype once they saw how easy and convenient the magicjack is. Why? It’s a regular phone number that they include in the contacts list in their phones. Magicjack doesn’t help solve the time difference issue, but we simply turn off our computer when we’re asleep; if they call and we’re not available, the call goes straight to voicemail. In other words, they never have to worry about waking us up. Lastly, we don’t have to make an appointment to call anyone. I often talk with my mom while she’s on her afternoon walk. We’ve spoken with Laura’s family while they are driving home from a festive Christmas celebration. The magicjack turns you into a cell phone call away. It’s easy, cheap, and the call quality is good 90% of the time (and the other 10% is probably due to the low quality of Australia’s internet).

3. Bring Netflix, Hulu, and American websites with you

We watch our fair share of television but haven’t had cable since 2008. There are so many other good options for finding and watching high quality television that we’ve felt for a long time that cable is not worth the cost. Australia has fewer programs available online at broadcaster websites, and most US-based broadcasters don’t allow streaming from outside the US.

The joy of having Netflix in Australia

The joy of having Netflix in Australia

During the US presidential election we were feeling somewhat disconnected from what was happening. Mostly this resulted from the fact that we could not watch The Daily Show & The Colbert Report.

One night after a hard and frustrating day at work, Laura made an ultimatum: get me John Stewart or else.

After 10 minutes of research, we were in business. We now pay USD $5 per month for a DNS service that makes all of our computers appear as if they are in…Texas. This allows us access to streaming on Netflix, Hulu, ABC.com, CBS.com, Amazon Prime streaming, etc.

Occasionally it doesn’t work as well, but on most days it is fast and seamless. We love it. The only downside is that our consumption of Australian TV has declined to almost none, making us less plugged in to what’s popular in Australia.

Suggestions: Considering signing up for a DNS service so that you can keep the online subscriptions that you use in the United States.

4. What stuff to send?

This, of course, is really up to both your length of stay and your budget. Our mantra when packing was a combination of ‘if we don’t use it often, it gets sold or donated’ and ‘we can always buy it in Australia’. In the end we mostly shipped the furniture that we could not part with (Laura’s collection of modern furniture and our handmade steel bedframe), and most of our kitchen stuff (pots and pans, utensils, but no plates/bowls/glasses). We purged a good portion of the clothing that wouldn’t fit into our extra large suitcases that accompanied us on our flights.

This, I would say, is one thing we regret. Clothing is shockingly and unnecessarily expensive in Australia. We’ve talked many times about how a two week trip to spend $2,000 on clothing in the United States would easily pay for itself.

At the time, we were also unsure whether shipping our furniture was really a smart idea. First, we’d most likely be without furniture for a few months. Second, we weren’t sure whether we would really be saving anything besides our nostalgia for particular pieces of furniture. Like clothing, furniture is more expensive in Australia. (Are you noticing a theme?) If we did it over again, I think we might ship more of our furniture simply because buying the furniture we sold was stupidly expensive. Even IKEA is more expensive here.

Suggestion: If you’re planning to spend at least two years in Australia, send as much of your furniture and clothing as you can afford or rationalize.

5. How to send your stuff?

As mentioned in a previous post, we used Upackweship.com. Our stuff arrived generally on-time and without damage and was delivered to our doorstep – all at a pretty reasonable price.

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So you want to visit us in Australia?

Now that we’ve announced mini-Mocho is coming into the world, many people have expressed interest in coming to visit us during the second half of 2013. Yes, please, we’d love for you to come. Australia is a beautiful, diverse, and gigantic country. Enough people have visited us already that we put together a little ‘So you want to visit Australia’ guide to help you plan.

First, and most importantly, Come Visit us in Melbourne!

Flickr: WanderingtheWorld

Flickr: WanderingtheWorld

Melbourne (pronounced: Melbin) isn’t Australia’s most famous city, unless you’re an urban planner. If you are an urban planner, you know that in both 2011 and 2012 The Economist Intelligence Unit  ranked Melbourne the world’s most liveable city. There is a reason for this: living in Melbourne is amazing.

The city is vibrant, fun, and worth at least two or three days of exploration.

Start your trip with two or three days in Melbourne
- Spend half a day exploring Melbourne’s laneways. Or get a guided tour on the laneways street art tour.

Flickr: Leigh/J/M

Flickr: Leigh/J/M

- Spend the rest of the day viewing Australian art at the Ian Potter Center (it’s free!) and/or the Immigration Museum (it’s $10, which in Australia is practically free!). Or take a walk along the Birrarung Marr or in the Royal Botanical Gardens.

Flickr: p.medved

Flickr: p.medved

- Grab dinner at one of Melbourne’s award winning restaurants and see what a downtown with lots of housing can be like on a warm evening.

Flickr: avlxyz

Flickr: avlxyz

- After dinner, walk down to the Treasury gardens on the edge of downtown and see the bush-tailed possums while you watch the giant flying foxes feed on insects overhead.

On day two:
- Rent a car and visit Phillip Island and its famous Penguin march.

Flickr: hangdog

Flickr: hangdog

Or,
- Catch the 19 tram from our apartment to Queen Victoria Market, Melbourne’s largest and most visited outdoor market. You’ll find its full of tourists, locals, delicious local cheeses and meats, and as much Australia themed crap as you could be interested in buying for friends at home.

Flickr: avlxyz

Flickr: avlxyz

- In the afternoon head to St. Kilda – Melbourne’s favorite beach neighborhood. Take a walk down the boardwalk, take a kiteboarding class off the historic St. Kilda pier and stay until dusk when the fairy penguins return to roost.

Flickr: ~David

Flickr: ~David

- On the way back to the northside, catch an Australian Rules Football match at Australia’s greatest sporting arena the Melbourne Cricket Grounds.

Leave Melbourne for up to a week to find the mythical Australia you flew half-way around the world to see!
Australia is a huge and varied country. It’s also shockingly expensive (a recent article from the BBC explored why a single lime in Australia costs $2.25). Unless you have months and thousands of dollars to explore the country, you’re going to have to make some tough decisions. For most people, visiting Australia will be a once in a lifetime experience so they want to see ‘all of’ Australia. This is, sadly, impossible.

Doing some research on what you want to see is, of course, essential. Are you a diver? Explore North Queensland and the Great Barrier Reef or the Whitsunday Islands. Want to see the red center? Visit Alice Springs, Uluru, or Adelaide and head north until you find Australia’s famous underground city. Interested in seeing one of the most beautiful cities in the world? Head to Sydney and explore it on the ferries and buses. Spend a few days to the west in the beautiful blue mountains. Interested in the outdoors? Cross over the Bass Strait to Tasmania where you’ll find amazing scenery, beautiful beaches, rugged coast, a thriving farm to table movement, and quaint Hobart.

One of the few things in Australia that isn’t shockingly expensive are internal flights. A number of airlines compete for low cost internal fares: Jetstar, Tiger Airways, and Virgin Australia.

Then come back to see us for another few days!
We can make sure that you see all the Australian animals you haven’t seen!

Either in the wild on our world famous Great Ocean Road day trip (amazing breakfast in Geelong, winery visit for lunch, the twelve apostles, koala heaven at the Great Otway Peninsula, and kangaroos at the Anglesea golf course);

Flickr: brunom

Flickr: brunom

Or, at the Healesville Sanctuary in the Yarra Valley (two hour drive to the foothills of the Victorian Alps, visit to the sanctuary’s open paddocks where you can walk amongst the animals, a visit to nearby vineyards, and dinner at a vibrant and busy restaurant);

Or, we’ll walk ten minutes from our apartment and meet you at the Melbourne Zoo.

And we’ll make sure that you get to spend at least a day cuddling it up with little mini-Mocho.

As of July 1, 2013 our apartment (also known as Dragonshire Inn) will no longer be available for home stays.  When planning your visit, mention the words ‘mini-Mocho discount’ to either of us and we’ll help you find discounted accommodation in our neighborhood. There’s no such thing as discounts in Australia so what we really mean is we’ll share the cost of accommodation with you (a small portion of the money we saved by not upgrading to a larger 2-bedroom apartment).

A Note on Visiting over Christmas/New Year’s
The best time for many Americans to visit Australia is between Christmas and New Year’s Day. The time off most people get helps offset the length of time it takes to get here, and it’s summer in the Southern hemisphere.  As we discovered this past Christmas/New Year’s, this isn’t the best time to visit Australia. First, an already expensive country becomes more expensive. Like August in Europe, a majority of Australians take two weeks off during this period so accommodation is tight. Combine this with a flood of visitors from the Northern hemisphere and you get ‘high season’ prices on almost everything. (I think Bryon and Nitika may have needed to re-mortgage their condo because of the cost to fly and stay two nights at Ayer’s Rock the week after New Year’s). Also, unlike in anyway that you could imagine in the United Sates, things close. When Bryon and Nitika visited us, Bryon really wanted to see Queen Vic Market. It was closed – and even when it was open almost half the stalls were closed. It was a disappointing experience at best. Not something you cross the world to visit. On New Year’s Eve, we made a booking at a local restaurant and went to get drinks beforehand. None of the bars within three blocks were open. This would be sacrilegious in the United States since New Year’s Eve would be almost every bar’s biggest night. Not in Australia.

In no way are trying to dissuade you from visiting during this period, but after our experience last year we do think it’s worth mentioning so that you can make an informed decision.

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Why we’re the happiest we’ll ever be!

While prepping for the next big thing in our lives we came across this chart (click on it to see it larger). In certain circles this is known as “The Most Terrifying Chart for New Parents” ever created.

This is how excited we are to be expectant parents! Photo: omglr.com

This is how excited we are to be expectant parents! Photo: omglr.com

Need we say more?

Just kidding! We’re very excited that a mini-Mocho will be joining the world sometime in late July!

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Laura sick all the time?
Yes. Pity can be sent to her email address, expressed through phone calls, or cash. The last few weeks have been better.

How bad was it?
Last week she made the statement – “I like it better when I throw up soon after eating. When it’s a few hours later, it’s mostly acid. When it’s pretty soon after, mangoes and other fruits don’t taste that bad on the way back up”. True story.

Will we find out the sex?
Well…obviously we’ll know at some point, right? We’ll most likely choose the sooner rather than later option.

A question that wasn’t on your mind?
Yes, Justin is terrified that his identity is gone. It is. Pity, cash, and inappropriate emails are welcome.

Will the baby be born in Australia?
Yes. Some random organization documents what countries are the best places in which to be a mother. Australia is #7. The United States isn’t even in the top 20.

Will mini-Mocho be an Aussie?
Unfortunately not. Unless we live here for the next ten years, mini-Mocho won’t qualify for Australian citizenship.

Will the munchkin be an American?
Yes. S/he will believe everything is amazing. Will say please and thank you. Will treat the Super Bowl like a national holiday. Will see the world with wide eyes and live with the belief that s/he can conquer anything. S/he’ll have a healthy skepticism for government and won’t bend the knee to anyone. S/he’ll also probably have terrible geographic sense, will only speak one language well, and will likely be obese at one point in his/her lifetime.

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Feeling Rich, Devils, and Spray Paint: Things We Love About Australia

Saturday was Australia Day. Congratulations on another great year Australia!
In celebration of Australia Day, here are five of our favorite things about Australia.

Policy choices that make us feel rich
When we moved to Melbourne, we prepared to be poor. According to a recent survey, Melbourne is the world’s 8th most expensive city to live in. It took us a few months to figure out where our finances would settle. At the end of those months, we were shocked to find that our disposable income in Australia was significantly higher than in the United States. How could this be?

Super Annuation. All Australian employers are required to pay something called super annuation. It’s similar to a mandated contribution to a 401(k) in the United States that equals 9% of your salary. In the United States, Laura and I put about that much into our own 401(k) plans, but here we don’t have to since our employer does it for us. All things being equal that’s an 18% increase in our take home pay (when you add our two salaries together)!

But wait, there’s more!

Salary Packaging. A few years ago, the Australian parliament passed a law that gave workers employed in certain sectors of the economy (primarily non-profit and medical personnel) preferential tax treatment. The policy goal was to increase the number of people entering and staying in these fields. As an employee of Save the Children, I am able to take advantage of salary packaging. The first $16,000 of my annual income is not taxable. This is on top of the first $12,000 (I think) that applies to all Australians. In addition, I also get to discount all of the costs associated with eating out and staying at a hotel. We save our receipts, submit them, and this amount comes off my taxable income. So each time we eat out, we reduce both my taxable income and creep closer to a lower tax bracket.

Sounds crazy right? It is crazy. It’s a total racket. But one we love!

The sporting lifestyle
Most general interest articles about Melbourne will mention that Melburnians are ‘sports mad’. We weren’t sure what this meant before we arrived. As we’ve mentioned in previous posts, Melbourne is the heart and soul of Aussie Rules Football and has the country’s most important sporting stadium – the Melbourne Cricket Ground. It’s also the home of the Australian Open (I’m watching the women’s final while typing this post). Since arriving we’ve been to a few Footy matches, a handful of soccer matches, and the Australian Open. These are fun and great, but what we really love is how easy Melbourne makes it for us to get out and play sports.

There are parks, bowls clubs, and tennis clubs everywhere. Everyone plays sports, even if they’re terrible. Ask a Melburnian if they want to play tennis with you and almost all of them will accept. It doesn’t matter if they haven’t played for twenty years and are terrible, they’ll still say yes. So you don’t have to feel intimidated about playing almost any sport here. It’s fantastic. Since arriving, Laura and I have both picked up new sports. Laura plays tennis at least once a week, often more. I play squash once a week. And after learning how to play lawn bowls (we refer to it as lawn curling) over the holiday, we’re eager to get out one night each week and play at our local bowls club.

Australianisms
Australians talk funny. And I’m not talking about their accents. Australian phrases are often hilarious in their simplicity and straightforwardness. I’ve come to look forward to learning new Australianisms each day. Here are a few of my favorites:
Cool Change. In the heat of the summer, Australians look forward to the moment a low pressure system arrives and drops the temperature. They call this moment the cool change. Meteorologists here will even predict when the cool change will arrive, “it’ll stay hot until about 8pm when the cool change will arrive”.
Sticks out like dogs balls. Something that will be difficult to conceal. “If we do that it’ll stick out like dogs balls and our boss will definitely figure it out”.
Peak body. Everything in Australia must have a peak body. For example, an organization like the Australian Medical Association would be known as the ‘peak body of the medical profession’.
Anything ending in -y or -ie (and the list could be neverending). Cossie (bathing costume); pressie (present or presentation); brekkie (breakfast); sunnies (sunglasses); schoonies (mid-sized glass of beer); footy (Aussies rules football).

Yarn bombed tree in front of Melbourne Cathedral

Yarn bombed tree in downtown Melbourne. Flickr: Bonito Club

Street art
Melbourne is full of street art. At first we thought there were graffiti taggers everywhere. In the United States the amount of graffiti in an area is usually proportional to the level of crime. Here street art is celebrated and encouraged and has nothing to do with the crime rate. There are street art walking tours, government grants to street artists, and neighborhood associations that support different types of street art (i.e., yarn bombing, which is particularly popular in our neighborhood).

As you know if you’re a reader of this blog, I’m not a big fan of art in museums. Art should be accessible. Australian cities excel at encouraging accessible art. We love it.

The video embedded below does a great job of demonstrating the diversity and vibrancy of Melbourne’s street art scene.

Australian animals
We knew before arriving that Laura was going to love Australian animals. I, on the other hand, figured they would be fun to see once. I was wrong. I still get excited to see koalas. Not as excited as Laura and her family, but still excited. Kangaroos are overrated, but wallabys and padamelons are pretty cool. Feeding possums in the park may be illegal, but they’re darn cute.

Little Penguin at St. Kilda Pier

Little Penguin at St. Kilda Pier. Flickr: Richard Fisher

Seeing cockatoos, ibis’, kookaburras, and parrots fly by as I run in the park is still a thrill. Catching a glimpse of the fairy penguins at the St. Kilda pier makes me speak in the high pitched tones of a five year old. And after seeing two Tasmanian Devils ‘fight’ over an Ostrich egg at the Healesville Sanctuary today, I can tell you that they are amazing little animals. Did you know they suffer from a rare transferable cancer and are in danger of going extinct? It’s pretty crazy and if they need foster parents, I’ll be the first in line.

An open mouthed Tasmanian Devil at the Healesville Sanctuary

A hungry Tassie Devil at the Healesville Sanctuary

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The Hunt for Snow in Australia: Three Days on Mt. Bogong

This past weekend we took a few days off for a final break before Spring warms up the Southern Hemisphere. What else is there to do in Australia, particularly in our state of Victoria, in late winter other than go skiing? While most foreigners don’t think of Australia as a snowy paradise, we learned this past weekend that the land area that receives solid winter snow coverage in Australia is larger than the area of Switzerland. Who knew?

Ski resorts in Australia are the most expensive (and profitable) in the world. It’s almost impossible to find a lift ticket for less than $100/day. Neither Laura nor I have much affection for resorts; we prefer the quiet and solitude of wild places in winter to the whir of lifts and crowds. After a little research, we found a guide to take us on a three-day backcountry ski tour up and around Victoria’s highest point – Mt. Bogong.

Where Mt. Bogong sits in Australia

Mt. Bogong sits in Victoria’s northeastern point.

For those of you that don’t live in Australia, Mt. Bogong is located in Victoria’s northeast in Alpine National Park and is one of the high points of the Great Dividing Range. This range stretches over 2,000 miles (3,500km) along  Australia’s eastern seaboard, much like the Appalachian Mountains on the eastern seaboard of the United States.

Below are some highlights from the trip.

Hiking in – our first adventure
In all of my previous ski tours, we strapped on our skis in the parking lot and skied off in the wilderness. This isn’t possible in Australia. The snowline is high enough that, unless you’re at a resort, you’re almost always going to have to hike to it. This means that you have to not only strap all of your hiking and camping gear to your back (food, tent, sleeping bag, etc.) but also all of your winter gear (skis, snowshoes, boots, helmets, etc.) for the slog up to the snow.

Loaded backpacks by the car

Our packs ready for the climb to snowline

And it certainly was a slog.

Another unique aspect of the hike in is walking through a gum (eucalyptus) forest. Gum trees are the dominant arboreal species in Australia. Certain types of gum trees can also be quite brittle. Over the past few weeks, multiple blustery storms have blown in off the Southern Ocean, and we came across hundreds of downed trees beside and along the trail.

Laura hiking past downed gum trees

Laura hiking past downed gum trees on the hike up

The downed trees are such a common problem that anyone who consistently ventures into Australian Alpine country will carry a chainsaw in their vehicle. It’s not uncommon for trees to block the roads in and out. One of the groups we met at the hut had spent an extra hour and a half cutting through logs and using the winch on their vehicle to clear the road before they reached the trailhead.

Justin reaches the snowline

Justin was excited to be back in the land of snow

The hike up was steep, slow but steady. We paced ourselves well and reached snow after a few hours of hiking. As we ascended the weather changed quite dramatically. By the time we emerged above treeline, we faced whiteout conditions with up to 40 knot winds.

Bundled against the wind on the Bogong plateau

Laura and Justin bundled against the wind on the Bogong plateau

We certainly look happy in the photo above, but that was just us practicing expedition behavior. It wasn’t all that much fun. It was hard to see in front of you, and the wind was pretty relentless. Not to mention that it included the hardest climbing section of the whole trip. Below is a video that our guide, Matt O’Keefe, took of us descending Eskdale spur (pronounced Esdale without the ‘k’) on our return journey. Needless to say, we became pretty expert at making switchbacks on the way up.

Huts – a refuge for winter touring
I was first turned on to ski touring after a visit some years ago to Colorado’s 10th Mountain Division huts. There are many iterations of ski hut systems around the world from the world famous European alpine huts that have full-time chefs and prepare lunch packs for you to those in the Australian Alps, which are generally refuge huts that serve to protect skiers from the elements when the weather turns bad.

We visited two of these huts during our tour. The first was Michell hut on Eskdale spur.

Michell hut through the snow gums

Michell hut emerges from behind the snow gums

Michell is a relatively small hut with few amenities since it’s not meant to be slept in. We stopped on the way up and the way back for lunch.

Laura warming up inside Michell Hut

Laura warming up inside Michell Hut

After leaving Michell Hut we hiked over the main massif to Cleve Cole Memorial Hut. This hut was built in the 1930s as a memorial to an intrepid ski tourer who was caught in a blizzard and died on Mt. Bogong. Cleve Cole is much larger than Michell Hut and has a number of additional amenities. These include running water, woodstove with stocked wood, solar electricity, bunk beds, and composting toilet.

Cleve Cole Hut in the morning light

Cleve Cole Hut in the morning light

We had carried tents and sleeping pads with us but there was plenty of room in the bunks, allowing us to sleep in the hut both nights.

Justin & Laura in their sleeping bags in Cleve Cole Hut

Snug as a bug in a rug in our bunks in Cleve Cole Hut

We also prepared our meals, warmed up, listened to footy matches in the evening, and relaxed after our days out on the mountain.

The cozy interior of Cleve Cole Hut

The cozy interior of Cleve Cole Hut

One of my favorite things about huts like this is the camraderie that you experience with other hut users. On this particular trip, there were five other users of the hut (not including the native field mice). Three were older gentleman who had spent seven full days at the hut. This trip has become an annual tradition for them since 2001. They were hilarious, each with a vastly different personality. In addition to them, there were two younger guys who were very good skiers but on their first backcountry tour. Over the course of the three days, we shared stories, information about good runs, (inevitably) talked gear, and laughed a lot.

Parks Victoria has installed some really nice composting toilets near the hut!

The view from Cleve Cole Huts composting toilet

Cleve Cole Hut’s composting toilet

High points
If the first day of the tour was overcast, blustery, and relatively miserable, the second day of our tour was a perfect Spring ski day. You can see how bluebird clear it was in the photo above as I headed to out for my morning devotional.

Since we weren’t interested in skiing the steep lines that can be found on Mt. Bogong, we decided to take a leisurely ski tour up to the summit and to ski some nice gladed runs nearer to the hut.

The Mt. Bogong massif

The high point in this photo is the top of Mt. Bogong

After reaching the summit, we stopped for some photos and a leisurely snack. The rock cairn you can see in the photo is 14ft tall when there is no snow.

Victoria's highest woman!

Laura and Matt relaxing on the summit of Mt. Bogong

It was so clear that we were able to see all the way to the Snowy Mountains, Australia’s highest mountain range. We had fantastic view of Mt. Kosciuszko, the highest point on mainland Australia. We also learned two fun facts about Mt. Kosciuszko. 1. It’s named after a Polish national hero who is also a United States Revolutionary War hero. You can find a statue of him in Lafeyette Park in front of the White House! 2. About 20 years ago, the Australian authorities realized that the peak they thought was the highest point in Australia was actually ten meters lower than it’s neighboring peak. Not wanting to worry about rewriting history, they decided to simply swap the two names of the mountains – so the Mount Kosciuszko we know today had a different name 20 years ago.

lots of snow and mountains

Mt. Bogong with the Snowy Mountains – and mainland Australia’s highest point – off in the distance.

After bagging our summit, we headed back toward Cleve Cole Hut so Laura could work on her ever improving downhill skiing skills.

The Good Guide
In a previous post on travelling, we mentioned that we think it’s worth paying for a good guide for certain travel experiences. Since neither of us knew what to expect in the Australian backcountry, we thought it best to hire a professional. It was well worth it. Matt O’Keefe at vicalps.com is everything you could want in a guide. Safety is his top priority, he’s flexible when necessary, attentive to your needs and interests, and is a fantastic travelling companion. We couldn’t have enjoyed ourselves more and much of the credit falls to Matt’s knowledgeable and thoughtful planning. Matt runs hiking, mountain biking, snowshoesing, and ski touring trips. He also guides sea kayaking tours that are within 2 to 3 hours of Melbourne. We would highly recommend seeking him out.

Laura’s thoughts on her first ski tour
My experience on this trip was really marked by the journey up and down the mountain. It was one of the most physically exhausting experiences of my life. If you would have asked me if I would like to hike almost entirely uphill on a rocky path, dodging fallen trees, with a massive backpack, I probably would have said, “no, not my idea of fun.” And that was only the first hour and half in. Once we actually reached snow, we walked, again mostly uphill, for another two or three hours in freezing winds, barely able to see more than a few feet in front us. Again, not my usual idea of fun. But here’s the weird thing: I enjoyed it. Even when I could barely feel my cheeks and my right shoulder ached as the wind beat against my backpack, my main thought was, “wow, this is unique. This is hard. I have never done this before.” And two days later, when I could actually see what I had hiked up, my thought was “holy s$#t, I can’t believe I hiked up that.” I am not the type of person who pushes herself physically. When I feel myself get tired, I usually stop. But, on this trip, I didn’t stop. I couldn’t stop. And, not to sound sappy or overly dramatic, I think this experience changed me a bit.

In comparison with the hike up and down, the rest of the trip was relaxing, easy and really fun. The weather was beautiful on our second day. I was able to practice my turns on gentle hills. I also gained a new appreciation for gear: climbing skins (removable pieces of nylon fabric that allow the ski to glide forward but not back) are awesome. Cleve Cole Hut had everything we needed for an enjoyable stay: a comfortable place to sleep, a warm fire, and good company.

Justin has been raving to me about ski touring for years now, and I think he was really hoping this trip would cause me to fall in love with it as he has. Unfortunately, I think this trip was much harder than he expected. But the unexpected outcome is that I would definitely do it again. I am excited to see what else I can do.

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Happy Campers heading home to hot showers and tired legs

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Our Metaphorical One Night Stand: Mocho does Sydney

Justin & Laura with Sydney Harbour in the background

Mocho does Sydney

Two weeks ago we hopped a cheap jetstar.com flight to Sydney for a long weekend. We had heard lovely things about Sydney. Melburnians are quick to admit that Sydney is the more beautiful city, but they also like to get a pointed jab in when admitting it. ‘Sydney is a one night stand while Melbourne is a love affair”, they like to say. Would we be enamoured with Sydney at first sight but hope that we’d part ways  in the morning without exchanging phone numbers? We decided that three days would be just the right amount of time to figure it out.

To test this theory, we planned to explore Sydney’s Harbour on day one, its vibrant inner neighbourhoods on the second, and see some culture on the third. It was a pleasant three days in which we found many similarities between Melbourne and Sydney. On the face of it, we left Sydney feeling like the pithy metaphor was apt. We certainly enjoyed our exploration of Sydney’s neighbourhoods and cultural attractions but felt that Melbourne wins on both counts. What Sydney has that Melbourne can’t compete with is heart stopping geographic beauty. A city whose outright beauty calls you like a siren song; the furtive glances you catch of her in conversation only confirming that you want to see and know more of the stories she has to tell.

The highlight of our trip was the walk we took on the shores of Sydney Harbour.
If you plan a visit to Sydney, we highly recommend it. The photo above was taken mid-way through our walk. Here’s how to follow in our footsteps.

Catch the Taronga Zoo ferry from Circular Quay.
After disembarking from the ferry, turn right and walk along the road until you see a trail. The trail will have National Park signage and other useful information. Follow the trail along the water all the way to Clifton Gardens Park – about 6 km roundtrip (or as the Aussies would call it 6km return, you’ll also need to buy ‘return’ ferry tickets). On a high point before arriving at the Park you look onto the mouth of the harbour as it opens onto the South Pacific.
Just past the Park you’ll arrive at Bacino Cafe – which serves delicious coffee and Italian-style breakfast and lunch. It’s a great way to cap off a leisurely stroll that highlights some of the most beautiful urban scenery in the world – up there with Cape Town, or a clear day in Seattle or San Francisco.
We didn’t visit the zoo but combining a visit to it with the hike would be an amazing day.

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Travelling together: what we learned on the first leg of our ‘honeymoon’

As you may have realized from Laura’s Bangkok and my Burma post, we spent over five weeks in May/June galavanting across Southeast Asia. The trip was mostly for my work, but we decided to mix business with pleasure as much as possible and make this the first leg of our ‘honeymoon’.

When we got married in October 2011, the only option on our registry was to donate to experiences on our planned honeymoon trip. Southeast Asia wasn’t part of our initial honeymoon plan, but we decided this was an opportunity we could not pass up. Our itinerary included about a week in Myanmar, a week in Indonesia, and a week in Laos, with separate 4 day stays in Bangkok.

Laura and I, of course, spend a lot of time together in our daily lives. However, we realized about halfway through the adventure that this was the first trip longer than two weeks that we had been on together. We learned a lot about our individual and collective travel likes and dislikes. Below are a few things we learned.

justin cooking

Justin on a well-planned trip.

Justin worries about opportunity costs while Laura is more easy-going
One unique aspect of this trip was how brief the planning period was – no more than a few days. We hadn’t been planning to visit these specific countries and had done almost no research into what we wanted to do before visiting. Justin is the type of traveler that gets as much joy out of planning the trip as he does actually going on the trip. Laura, on the other hand, enjoys ‘just going’ and figuring it out as she explores. This drives Justin crazy because he is overly concerned about the opportunity costs of doing one thing over another. ‘These are the only two days we’ll spend in [insert place name here], what if we’re missing the best thing [to do, to eat, to experience]?” he’ll say with great concern and fear on his face. If this question comes out, you know the game is already lost – Justin has stopped being relaxed and enjoying himself and will bring stress to the rest of the day.
Lesson: Plan ahead. If nothing else to ensure that Justin doesn’t freak out and ruin a day unnecessarily.

Justin enjoys ‘activities’ and gets bored when he’s not ‘active’
For those of you that have ever spent time with Justin, you know that he likes ‘doing things’. He’s the kind of person who has trouble sitting for more than five minutes at a time, would plan a ‘vacation’ around a sixty mile hike, and thinks sitting on the beach doing nothing is perhaps the closest to a living hell as he’d ever like to get. For this reason, it’s important to make sure that part of each day involves some sort of activity. This can be physical or cultural, part of a planned trip or impromptu, but just like a small child, it’s better to tire Justin out with some activity than bear the brunt of his frustrated energy late in the evening.
Lesson: Make sure that there is at least one point in each day where there is a planned activity apart from ‘relaxing’. Or Justin won’t let anyone relax.

Luang Prabang waterfall

One of the many reasons we love Luang Prabang.

We’re uber-urban nerds, but we also travel to experience the outdoors
We spent two years (and the rest of our lives) studying how and why cities do and don’t work. We love cities. At the same time, we’re not city people. We’d rather live in a place where we can have a dog. We’re not really live music people and don’t have too much interest in staying out late at a pub while travelling. We enjoy food but often feel guilty spending large amounts of money on a meal (unless it is a unique experience). In the end, we realized that we’re outdoor travellers. Our best experiences are almost always when we’re exploring nature. For Laura, seeing animals in their natural habitat is her personal heaven. On the other hand, it is important to remember that Justin does not consider the beach to be the ‘outdoors’ – see point two above for more information.
Lesson: Getting outdoors should be the priority but experiencing a day or two in a world class city is a plus.

Staying with friends makes for the best experience of all
We rave to friends about our short stays in Bangkok. When we look back, we realize that if we had gone to Bangkok and not stayed with friends our experience may not have been so memorable. Thanks Kelly and Naomi! Take advantage of friends in far flung places – it’s worth it! (hint, hint)
Lesson: Find friends in places you want to visit; prioritize those places.

Hotels are mostly just beds but wifi is a plus
In our 20s, we each spent an extended amount of time exploring Latin America on the cheap. We can tolerate uncomfortable beds, long drives, or a cockroach or two. When it comes to hotels, we don’t see much benefit to our well-being and enjoyment between a two- and a four-star hotel. That being said, we’ll pay extra money to have wifi. We are internet/reading addicts. And if it more than 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside, Laura wouldn’t mind a pool.
Lesson: If there is a vrbo or airbnb available, take advantage. Otherwise, stick to the recommended budget hotel options.

bali hotel

Fortunately, a little money can go a long way hotel-wise in SE Asia

Laura is more cultured than Justin
Justin doesn’t mind going to museums, but he is definitely less cultured than Laura. Be extra careful when dragging Justin to contemporary art museums. If this is unavoidable, make sure that you do not give him the opportunity to read the explanations of what each piece of work ‘means’. This will throw Justin into an existential nightmare that is not worth dealing with on a vacation.
Lesson: Museums are good, but art museums should be kept to the few and far between category. Or Laura should explore them alone.

Where’s the guide?
You’ll never find either of us on a bus tour, packed with poorly dressed foreigners that hop on and off at pre-designated places. That being said, we love a good guide. We’ll pay good money to hang out with a local for the day who can tell us about wherever we may be. Or to tell us specialized facts about a place (i.e., architectural guides, food guides, etc.). In fact, we find that the best way to get to know a local is to hire a guide. We’re over the idea that the best way to experience a foreign culture is looking like an idiot in it for a couple of weeks at a time. Hiring a guide is usually expensive, so we usually reserve one day per holiday for this self-indulgent treat.
Lesson: A good guide can make a memorable holiday.

Laos cooking school

Our “food guide” in Luang Prabang, Laos. Cooking classes while travelling are awesome too!

Body Scrubs are worth every penny
Please contact Laura for details. I would have no idea what this is like since she had a treatment a day in Southeast Asia while I slaved away at the office. I’m not bitter – just stating facts.
Lesson: Laura likes body scrubs, no matter the cost to her wallet or marriage.

There’s a fine line between too little and too much tourist infrastructure
Bali was a little overwhelming. There was just too much tourism in all directions. Too many taxi drivers telling you they were available. Too many crappy crafts. Don’t get me wrong – it’s beautiful, culturally fascinating, and an enjoyable experience but made us feel a little claustrophobic. There was no escape from being a trapped tourist. That being said, after four days in rural Indonesia, I was more than thankful for food that was not fried rice (nasi goreng). Having the option, when we want it, to eat pizza or Thai or Indian can make or break a day on the road. As we mentioned in our post about Burma, there were moments where we wished there was just a little more tourist infrastructure.
Lesson: Find places that are close enough to the beaten path to have some creature comforts.

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Burmese Days

A few weeks ago now, Laura and I took time out from a work trip to tour the famous sites of Myanmar. We hoped to see Myanmar before the onslaught of tourists and investors change it into the Southeast Asian tourist paradise that they envision. On my final night in Bangkok, for example, a Finnish man said to me, “Do you know what you what everyone should bring to Myanmar?”, after a long pause he continued, “$10,000 because I guarantee that within five years any land you buy will be worth at least triple”.

I wasn’t sure what to expect from Myanmar. Having visited Cuba, Afghanistan, and a few other places that are off-limits to most Americans, I imagined that the country would feel run down, be expert at taking foreign currency (through differentiated pricing for locals and foreigners), and have a general, albeit under the surface, distrust of the motivation of foreigners to visit. We definitely found the first two and are unsure about the third.

The Temples of Bagan by Nobuhiro Nikushi

I spent the first week in Yangon commuting between the hotel and the office. The four or five square blocks of Yangon that I became acquainted with were not much to write home about. Most of the buildings show signs of tropical age – black or green (what I assume to be) mold developing on the vertical walls from years of monsoons and insufficient cleaning or painting. There were some things that reminded me of Cuba and Afghanistan, besides the general drabbines, namely the Sovietesque work trucks that turn the front wheels through an external fan belt, public transportation split between belching seventies era buses and modified pick-up trucks with benches and people hanging off the back, and traffic police that spend more time sleeping than doing anything else.

Schwedagon Pagoda at Night by Mikkel Winsvold Staff

The nicest aspect of my week in Yangon was its proximity to the Schwedagon pagoda, the largest Buddhist shrine in Yangon and all of Myanmar. Its golden dome shone in the sun during the day and glistened all night long.

From Yangon we flew to Bagan which is known for having 1,200 Buddhist temples crammed into a relatively small area. One thing became immediately apparent after arriving: it was hot. We never looked at a thermometer, but the heat reminded me of how my brother describes Tucson in summer, damn hot. I’m guessing it was 100-110 degrees Fahrenheit. And it was generally a dry heat, something we didn’t expect in the typically humid tropics.

Waking up early the following morning, we rented a horse and buggy to take us around to the temples. As the heat of the day built, we visited five or six. Most of them were impressively large and impressively serviced by people hawking the exact same crafts at every one. Laura and I would dutifully fall out of the horse cart, take off our shoes (you are not allowed to wear shoes in the temples), go inside, walk a circle around each temple looking at the architecture, fend off craft sellers, and drink as much water as we could manage. By about 2pm, and probably more like 10am, we were all templed out.

As it happened, our favorite temple was not particularly large or architecturally spectacular. It was the first we visited, so it was early in the day and relievingly cool when we arrived. Most importantly of all, it was empty; there was no one else besides us. While our horse and buggy parked under a nearby tree, we were able to explore it on our own, even climbing up the dank steps to the roof. It was like discovering an old tree house that was unknown to everyone else with views across the plain looking out upon the small and large temples near and far. We were in our own private Idaho.

The view from our own private temple – with our horse and buggy cooling in the shade of the tree.

If you love Buddhist temples and you love feeling like a traveller somewhat off the beaten path where you can discover the wonders of an ancient temple city all to yourself, we highly recommend seeking out Bagan soon and during the hot season! If the ‘all to yourself’ part isn’t a high priority, come during the main tourist season and you’ll probably enjoy it more than we did.

One of the mixed blessings of Bagan was the general lack of tourist infrastructure. Near our hotel, located in the main town, there were almost no restaurants that served food for tourists. We enjoyed trying different Myanmar food during our few days, but it was certainly hit or miss. Our favorite, and served at almost every restaurant, was Burmese tomato salad. We highly recommend seeking it out in a cookbook or at a website near you.

Our Hotel on Inle Lake

From Bagan we headed to Inle lake, where there is a town of stilts on the lake, floating farms, and locals that row (e.g., punt) with their legs. We enjoyed Inle lake more than Bagan, not least because it was blissfully cool after the hellacious heat. We spent the first afternoon walking as far as we could up the mountain road near our hotel because we had planned a lake tour for the following day. The trip up the mountain was quite nice. It was obvious that very few tourists venture up the road we took and most of the Burmese people we met were very friendly and smiled as we walked past their houses.

Leg Punting on Inle Lake

The following day we took a tour of the lake with a guide furnished by the hotel. The first stop was the local market, which was pretty cool. The market was thriving – with everything from local produce to machine parts for boat motors. Then we went to a silk weaving facility, a local smith shop, a silver smith shop, a temple, and by the floating gardens.

The floating garden (really farms) of Inle Lake

The floating gardens were a highlight of the day. The lake is shallow enough that if you stake down a local plant it will root into the lakebed. You can then begin to build a ‘floating island’ of variable size on which to grow produce. Most of the floating gardens were producing tomatoes and were arranged in long rows so that a farmer could paddle up and down the rows to tend their crop. Most of the farmers never left their canoes.

After the high intensity of Bangkok, Myanmar felt like a sea of tranquillity. But underneath the tranquillity, we left wondering whether we would recommend visiting to friends. For those that love travelling, spending a week or two would be a fascinating adventure. The people of Myanmar are friendly, the country is safe, and it sits at a unique place in its history. The Myanmar of today will most likely disappear, for better and worse, over the next few years. For those of you that are more like tourists, Myanmar has some infrastructure for you but there are definitely moments when you need to do it yourself or when finding the comfort of western food or other amenities can still be difficult. Ultimately, we wished that we had done more research before our trip and look forward to reading Burmese Days by George Orwell and Finding George Orwell in Burma by Emma Larkin.

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Bogans and Utes: Is Australia a country of hicks?

Australia has been going through some soul-searching since President Obama came out in favor of gay marriage. The media here has been stating that Australia is the only member of the OECD in which the leaders of both major parties do not support gay marriage. This response is demonstrative of, what people have told me, a deep-seated lack of national confidence, a worry that Australia and Australians are more backwards (‘bogan‘ using Australian slang) than their counterparts – namely Britain and the United States.

Are Australians really bogan? In their hearts, are they a little more hick?

The Bogan Ute

The Ute in its native habitat (Flickr: Westius)

This is an impossible question for an American to answer but why not have fun trying, right? We Americans have our very own styles of backwardness that, I think, help make our country great or at least more interesting. In fact, I’d say that one of the things that makes Australia great, unique, and interesting is its bogan nature.

The rest of this post is a not-so-anthropological look at a piece of Australian culture that we, as Americans, may find humorously behind the times: the large number of Utes on the road. An American who visited Australia extensively in the 1980s once told me that, during that time, ‘Australia was like America in the 196os’. And since Utes in America disappeared almost 30 years ago, are they a sign that Australia is still humorously behind the times?

One of the first things I noticed when we arrived in Melbourne was the lack of ‘trucks’ and the prevalence of Chevy El Camino-like vehicles, known as Coupe Utility Vehicles, or Utes on the road. I may be suffering from recency bias, but this style of car is one of the most common in Australia.

Wikipedia says that Ford designers came up with the idea when an Australian farmer’s wife wrote them a letter asking for “a vehicle to go to church in on a Sunday and which can carry our pigs to market on Mondays”. Considering the number of Utes on the road here, I’m left wondering how many Australians still need them for this purpose. Or are those who own them just signalling their farm or ranch roots?

Almost every culture I’ve ever visited holds desperately to its farming roots, putting the time ‘back in the day’ onto a pedestal while simultaneously ossifying the dances, phrases, and lifestyle into a cultural touchpoint based more on hollywood than reality. These were when times were simpler, life was better, and kids didn’t talk back to their parents.

Is this why Australians love their Utes – even if ninety percent of them don’t actually need a space for carrying their pigs to market? Maybe gasoline has been consistently more expensive here, incentivizing people to own utility vehicles that are more fuel efficient? (Like the ’80s in America?) Maybe the Australian design aesthetic leans toward ugly? (Like the design aesthetic in the United States in late ’70s and early ’80s?) Or maybe Australians just know something that the rest of us don’t about these practical yet unstylish vehicles?

Or maybe those who own Utes are proudly saying: “I’m throwing my lot in with the Australia of the thirties and forties, when most of us were farmers, we got our hands dirty, and we built this country into the great place it is today”?

Like pick-up trucks in the United States, these ‘Utes’ take many forms and signal different things about their owners. Here is my take on some of the Utes we’ve seen and what they say about their owners.

The Open Top Ute with Advertising

The Open Top Ute (with advertising)

The Open Top Ute (with advertising)

The Open Top Ute with Advertising says to the viewer: We mean business. We fix things and probably have insurance if something goes wrong. We get the job done.

The Police Ute

The Police Ute

The Police Ute (Flickr: Highway Patrol images)

The Police Ute says to the viewer: Do bad and we will take you to jail. We use these vehicles because they’re distinctly Australian and we’re a symbol of Australian order and justice. A backseat? For theives and robbers? No way, we don’t want you to be too comfortable when we cart you off to the slammer.

The Badass Ute

The Badass Ute

The Badass Ute (Flickr: Jason Mclachlan)

The Badass Ute says: I want all my friends to say ‘Awww, mate! Nice ride.”

This is the most typical style of Ute on the road. Most often in bright colors and with a hydraulic and streamlined topcover on the back. Unlike the rest of the Utes listed here, this drop cover makes the back distinctly less utile since large items cannot be placed in the back. This, obviously, is not the point. The driver of this Ute is saying, “I’m part of the new, urban Australia, but I reject urban snobbery and over educated-ness. The Australia I live in is a place that’s simpler, better, and where my kids won’t talk back to me. I am the Australia of both the past and the present.”

Bogan? Maybe. Most likely the Ute is a symbol of Australian culture that only inspires dread by those that see it as a historical artifact of a less educated, more down and dirty Australia. As argued in the Sydney Morning Herald in 2006 and quoted in the Wikipedia article defining bogan, the term bogan is a “nebulous, personal concept that is frequently used in a process by which “we use the idea of the bogan to quarantine ideas of Australianness that alarm or discomfort us. It’s a way of erecting imaginary cultural barriers between “us” and “them”.”

So live on you mighty Utes in all your Australian/bogan glory.

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‘F*ck Collingwood!’, and the other joys of choosing a Footy team

The most common question we’ve been asked in the past three weeks has easily been, ‘What Footy team are you going to support?’

For those of you that have never seen an Australian Rules Football game, I’m not sure the best way to describe it.

Players looking for a mark

In Aussie rules, there's no pushing in the back but climbing on the back is allowed. Seriously.

It takes place on a giant oval (~22,000 square meters). That’s about twice the size of the average soccer field. It looks sort of like a mix between rugby, soccer, and, I think, ultimate frisbee. The Onion describes Footy as “a combination of soccer, rugby, and murdering people in cold blood”. Like rugby, there’s lots of tackling without helmets and rules about throwing balls – most of the passes in Footy are by kicking or ‘punching’ the ball to teammates. If you kick the ball to a teammate and he catches it on the fly, like ultimate frisbee, you get some time (called a ‘mark’) and space to kick without too much interference from an opposing player. You score, like in soccer, by kicking the ball through goalposts at the end of the oval.

The obsession expressed by the average Melburnian and their press around the start of Footy season I can only compare with the start of the NFL season (maybe baseball too, but I’m convinced baseball is a dying pastime). Comparing Melburnians’ Footy obsession with Americans’ love for the NFL sells it short though. Footy is uniquely Melbourne’s game. Up until 20 years ago, what became known as the Australian Football League (AFL) was known as the Victorian Football League. Since Melbourne is the capital of Victoria, most of the AFL teams have historic roots in Melbourne’s inner neighborhoods. The Sydney Swans were the first Melbourne team to leave (after 118 years of playing in South Melbourne!) for greener pastures in 1982.  To this day, just under half (8) of the league’s teams are based in Melbourne’s environs.

Take a second to think about that. What if half of the NFL’s teams were based in Boston? Or Chicago? Or New York?

What I find most interesting about this phenomenon is how Footy affiliation colors the social and cultural map of Melbourne itself (both figuratively and literally). Most of the inner neighborhoods of Melbourne have had Footy teams for over 100 years.  When people ask us ‘What Footy team do you support?’, what they’re really asking is, ‘Who are you? What do you represent? Who are your people in Melbourne?’ Like a data-mining marketer who has your zip code in the United States, the average Melburnian could describe six facts about you once s/he knows your Footy allegiance.

We quickly realized that picking a team was fraught with a lot of context and meaning that would take at least a year to understand. And we didn’t have that long.

The stereotypical Collingwood supporter

The stereotypical Collingwood supporter - in the mind of most Melburnians anyway.

The first warning came when we mentioned to a friend that my office sat on the border of the Collingwood suburb so we were considering supporting them. I can only describe the sound that came out of her mouth as a guffaw, followed by these memorable words, “You don’t qualify because your tooth to tattoo ratio is too high. And besides, everyone hates Collingwood”. We’ve now heard the tooth to tattoo ratio comment from at least four different people. OK, I guess Collingwood is out.

How about the Melbourne Demons? Not unless we own a Beamer or an Audi, I guess.

Hawthorn? They seem to be the ‘nice’ team that nobody loves to hate. What fun is choosing them then?

Carlton? The team/neighborhood just south of us whose practice field is a seven minute walk from our apartment? Italian, cocky, potentially mafioso.

Richmond? The perennial ‘they’ll be good next year’ team.

Ultimately, we decided to support Carlton. (Ahem…almost wrote ‘root’ there, which means ‘to copulate’ in Australian slang). Laura and I both took Latin in high school, are the most amazing people in the world, and did I mention that Laura’s parents have lived in New Jersey for a long time? That and the fact that the deep navy blue and white passed the “I can accessorize with those colors” test mandated by the more stylish member of the household.

We’ll be sure to post some photos from our first Carlton match and share the ways in which people judge us once we announce that we’ve gone for Carlton.

We’ve even been practicing the Carlton Club Song which every fan knows and sings loudly at games:

We are the Navy Blues,
We are the old dark Navy Blues,
We’re the team that never lets you down,
We’re the only team old Carlton knows,
With all the champions they like to send us,
We’ll keep our end up.

 And they will know that they’ve been playing

Against the famous old dark Blues

Carlton FC Logo

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